Words of wisdom by Joey Tribbiani

tastefullyoffensive:

Well Dressed Animals With Rap Quotes by Berkley Illustration

Previously: Rap Lyrics as Poetry

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

bands-and-stuff-alike:

They’re just girls breaking heartsEyes bright, uptight, just girls

bands-and-stuff-alike:

They’re just girls breaking hearts
Eyes bright, uptight, just girls

unsexual:

at some point in your life you have to make an important decision

unsexual:

at some point in your life you have to make an important decision

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…